Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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