She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
