My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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