Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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