Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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