D3 body, D1 cock
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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