If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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