I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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