so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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