Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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