Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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