we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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