I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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