Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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