Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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