gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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