My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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