I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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