Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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