I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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