His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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