what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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