Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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