In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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