Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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