I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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