if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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