sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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