One girl and one boy is just not enough.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Randomize
