if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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