but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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