Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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