I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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