So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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