false alarm. still invincible.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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