separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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