I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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