I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
