He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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