wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Four minutes until I can fart!
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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