Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Who put my cat in the fridge?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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