I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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