Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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