I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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