kristin has been a bad kristin
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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