I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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