This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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