I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
True strength comes from lack of pants
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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