i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm too high and old for this...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
God I need to hump something, right now.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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