You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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