I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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