You're my little dorito
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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