That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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