Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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